relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

(via thehilariousblog)

fabulusly:

my heart says chipotle but my wallet says no

(via surprisebitch)

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(Source: meladoodle, via trust)

jesussbabymomma:

WHO IS HE

(Source: walking-prototype, via fingerblaster113)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via d0nn0)

fitness-humor:

I’m laughing so hard right now

fitness-humor:

I’m laughing so hard right now

(via thepersuasionofanazn)

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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(via 911official)

laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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(via d0nn0)

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via communistbakery)

cosbyykidd:

Innovative.

cosbyykidd:

Innovative.

(Source: r-re, via thepersuasionofanazn)

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via muggleland)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via phobias)

westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

(Source: goldenretrieverworld, via boytoynamedtroy)

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

(via gloomyteens)

stuning:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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omfg i remember this

(Source: tweezing, via surprisebitch)